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[:en]What if Maes Hughes had an Online Dating Profile?

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Maes Hughes

 

Age: 29

 

Occupation:

Intelligence Agent in the Amestrian State Military

 

 

Likes:

My wife

My daughter

Knives

Dislikes

Being single

Seeing good men who unable to find the love of their lives (it’s just so sad!)

 

Hobbies

Talking about my daughter

Sharing pictures of my daughter

Kidnapping people

Seeking

No-one!  I already found and married the love of my life!

Or

Friends

 

About myself

I’m sure you’ve heard the rumors about my superior, Lieutenant Colonel Mustang, and if you’re looking for the exact opposite of that, I’m your guy.  I am a happily married man who is firmly devoted to the love of his life.  So, if you’re looking for a guy to spend time with without all the messiness of romantic entanglements, look no further.

 

I’m just your basic friendly, happy-go-lucky guy.  I love making new friends.  After all, I’m always happy to show pictures of my beloved daughter to new people!  Best of all, I love talking on the phone.  You won’t ever feel like I’m not returning your calls, because I’ll call you first.  And you won’t get the chance to miss me, because I’ll make sure to drag you over to my house for a visit (kicking and screaming, if I have to XD).

What we should do on our first date

Obviously, it’s not going to be an actual date.  But if we do meet up to hang out, we can spend lots of time talking about how absolutely adorable my daughter is and how beautiful and perfect my wife is.  It’s literally the best way to spend the day.  Of course, you’ll have to pass a very thorough background check first.

 



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